Sometimes, I read the headlines just for the amusement factor. Like, when I need a pick-me-up, I head to a few Web sites dealing in "news" and chuckle away. Soon enough, I'm good to go, ready to tackle life again. I'm mean, really, my life seems like like a big piece of cheesecake compared to some people's unfortunate circumstances.
Sometimes, the headlines are uplifting.
"Meth-addicted baby."
"Voice of Elmo Denies Sexual Relationship With 16-Year-Old"
"Retailers Vow To Kill Thanksgiving"
Sometimes, the headlines give me all kind of inspiration and real-world advice to move forward.
"How To Cheat Like A Spy."
"Jessica's Weight Loss Reveal"
"11 Signs That Your Boss Is A Psychopath"
"Why Anne Hathaway Plans To Keep Her Pixie Cut"
"The Faux Leather Leggings You Should Own"
Sometimes, I learn what's truly important.
"Miley's short shorts."
"The Biggest Misconception About Infidelity"
"Robot Sex"
"I Was The Other Woman"
Sometimes, on days like these, I wish I was just living some of this news.
Sometimes, the headlines are uplifting.
"Meth-addicted baby."
"Voice of Elmo Denies Sexual Relationship With 16-Year-Old"
"Retailers Vow To Kill Thanksgiving"
Sometimes, the headlines give me all kind of inspiration and real-world advice to move forward.
"How To Cheat Like A Spy."
"Jessica's Weight Loss Reveal"
"11 Signs That Your Boss Is A Psychopath"
"Why Anne Hathaway Plans To Keep Her Pixie Cut"
"The Faux Leather Leggings You Should Own"
Sometimes, I learn what's truly important.
"Miley's short shorts."
"The Biggest Misconception About Infidelity"
"Robot Sex"
"I Was The Other Woman"
Sometimes, on days like these, I wish I was just living some of this news.
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